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godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

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rnudkipz:

sign up for tumblr

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

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schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

posted 10 hours ago with 508,484 notes

I want you to feel something when you hear my name

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heliolisk:

OH MY LORDE

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